This is a Blog where I sometimes post funny quotes, jokes and poems that I come across. Just to share a laugh or two.
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Funny Alcohol Quotes:
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~Author Unknown
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~Lady Astor
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
~Oscar Levant
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
~Seneca
Funny Astrology Quotes:
I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
~Arthur C. Clarke
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
~Noel Coward
Funny baby Quotes:
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
~Ed Howe
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
~Charles Osgood
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
~Kin Hubbard
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
~Marshall McLuhan
Funny Beauty Quotes:
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5.
~Roseanne
What has a man's face to do with his character? Can a man of good character help having a disagreeable face?
Funny Birthday Quotes:
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
~George Bernard Shaw
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~Lucille Ball
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~John Glenn
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
~Author Unknown
Funny Quotes on cheating:
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
~Bobby Heenan
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
~Steven Curtis Chapman
Funny quotes about Children:
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
~Bill Cosby
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.
~Mary MacCracken
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
~Fran Lebowitz
